Don’t Point at That Dragon!
Danny and his dragon LOVE hide and seek. But do you know how hard it is for dragons to hide?
If they find a couch that’s big enough, their tail always sticks out.
If they hide under your covers—better hope they don’t sneeze!
And if they squeeze into a closet, well—I bet you didn’t know that dragons are afraid of the dark.
Dragons LOVE hide and seek. But as you can plainly see, hiding is VERY hard for dragons.
And that’s why, no matter what happens on the following pages, please don’t tell Danny where the dragon is hiding. Whatever you do—DON’T POINT AT THAT DRAGON.
[Art note: In each of the following scenes, Danny is distracted by a different screen—a phone, tablet, TV, etc.—and doesn’t seem to care about the dragon]
Like I said, that is absolutely not a dragon behind Danny, right? (Psssst… Don’t point at that dragon!)
La la la. Nothing out of the ordinary under that lampshade, is there? (Don’t point at that dragon!)
I don’t see a dragon behind the shower curtain, do you? Noooo. It must be a fire breathing, um.... aardvark. Haven’t you heard of those? (Don’t point at that dragon!)
Hey, hey, whoa! What’re you pointing at under the bed? Don’t you remember how hard it is for dragons to hide? DON’T POINT AT THAT DRAGON!
Wait a minute...
Um, Danny? Do you not see the dragon right behind you?
Are you telling me Danny doesn’t see the dragon waving at him?
Or sticking his tongue out?
Or doing the funky chicken dance?
This is unbelievable! I mean, the dragon is right there! I’m literally pointing at it, even though we’re not supposed to do that!
Well, what if the dragon juggles ice cream?...
on rollerskates...
while leading a parade...
of fire breathing AARDVARKS?!
[Art note: Picture of Danny swiping on the screen while dragon, aardvarks, and Bigfoot (who has appeared out of nowhere) are all frantically waving]
Wow. I guess Danny really doesn’t see the dragon. Or the aardvarks. Or Bigfoot.
Danny is really missing out. Bigfoot almost never gets caught in hide and seek!
How do we get Danny to play with us?
[Art note: Picture of Bigfoot sending a text.]
“Hey - does anybody want to play hide and seek?” - Bigfoot
“Ooh me!”- Danny.
[Art note: Picture of dragon scrolling through a phone with earbuds in.]
Hooray! Danny’s ready to play!
Wait, WHAT?!
Oh NO! We lost the dragon! Dragon—quick, you have to hide! Get off your phone before they….
[Art note: Danny and Bigfoot tap the dragon on the shoulder. Dragon angrily blows flames into the air.]
You know, as much dragons LOVE hide and seek, once they’re caught, there’s really only one thing left to do...
THE FUNKY CHICKEN DANCE!
[Art note: Dragon, Danny, Bigfoot and Aardvarks all having a dance party]
DON’T POINT AT THAT DRAGON!